Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Hey guys, thanks to all of you who've been coming here for your fix of Bolton's Brief Rules. I have decided to move these on over in conjunction with my other blog. I sure hope you'll "pretty please" move on over with them. You can find me at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com. And again, thanks! :)
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Do I even need to explain myself on this one? Yes, drama finds me. No, I do not start it. If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)
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Sunday, March 24, 2013
In my family, they ignore that last part, but, boy, are we good at avoidance! You name it, we can avoid it! Hateful glances, prego teenagers, neighborhood affairs... Yep, "we know nothing!" as Schultz would say!
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
Listen, I'm a big fan of my couch, my blanky, and a little hibernation. Life is good that way!
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Thursday, March 7, 2013
The thing is that you can stare at all your flaws as long as you want, it doesn't make them go away. So I say screw it! Don't even look...except after you've eaten bread. It never fails. Sure, you could check for broccoli, but who eats that????? :)
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Thanks for stopping by!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me. I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast. Be ready for it on your end, too. Best of luck!
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Thursday, February 21, 2013
I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot. Might be a little competitive. I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)
Hope your life is a victory lap! If you want more of my thoughts, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com or if you want to keep up-to-date on all my humor, you can like my facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bolton-Carleys-Bottom-Line-E-vice-and-other-Important-Stuff/201509276570936?fref=ts.